Would You Kindly Stop Saying Would You Kindly?
Turn the clock back six years – BioShock has just been released and people are generally losing their minds. Everyone prefixes every sentence with “Would you kindly?” and then laughs heartily at how funny and creative they are. It was a terrible time to be someone who hadn’t played 2K’s newest release, BioShock. And now here we are, half a decade later, and history is repeating itself.
BioShock: Infinite is a fantastic game – possibly one of the best this generation. If you are into games and somehow missed it, do yourself a favor. Play the game.
If you are one of the people who, like myself, has played and enjoyed the game then let’s you and me make each other a solemn, unbreakable, best-friend promise. We will NOT, under any circumstances, start using Infinite memes in every day speech, even though they are incredibly clever and always appropriate. We won’t ask people heads or tails when a coin is not involved. And we will never, EVER, post social media statuses consisting only of a verb broken down into its past, present and future tenses. Promised, promises, will promise?